What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Read also:

• Are there any industries or sectors where ChatGPT is particularly well-suited for implementation?
• Why do men date women they are not really interested in?
• How would you feel about your husband allowing a mutual friend to see you naked and exposed to show off your pussy?
• Gun owners, imagine if an attacker comes to your home and takes your gun to use against you before you had the chance to pick it up. Would you regret owning a gun?
• Exactly When Apple Will Launch iPhone 17 And iPhone 17 Pro - Forbes
• What kind of pleasure do gay men get from being bottom? The idea is very appealing to me but in practice it's quite painful.
• What is the difference between "eher" and " lieber" in German? Are the two synonyms? If yes, then which one is the most used?
• It is day 42 of the Trump administration. Is the war in Ukraine over? Is inflation solved? Are groceries cheaper?
• Air India plane crash death toll rises to 270 - BBC
• Is Florida now unsurvivable because it's an oven due to climate change? It's 11:48 am on May 30th and the heat index in SoFla is 100. I can see it going up to over 130 by July.
• Have you made a female relative or friend squirt?
• Why are US customs agents so talkative? I cringed hard when a US customs agent asked me if I was on vacation. He doesn’t need to know why I went to another country as long as I am a U.S. citizen.
• What are some disadvantages of living in rural areas? What are the advantages?
• Is Pampano safe to eat?
• IBM’s New Quantum Roadmap Brings the Bitcoin Threat Closer - Decrypt